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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Favorite Verses

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Ronosophy

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.