| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
