| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |