If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load