| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |