| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |