Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.