I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |