| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.