| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.