Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC

Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Ronism

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronosophy

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.