Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC

Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.