We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.