| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate