True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.