Cleveland County Fair – Shelby NC
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
Click to see the photos from our trip to the Cleveland County Fair!
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |