100 % of all divorces start with marriage
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |