Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |