I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |