| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |