| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |