You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |