| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day