| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.