| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |