Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?