Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?