Lizard Tales

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If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood