Lizard Tales

Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:

Buy Now at AmazonBuy Now at Barnes & NobleBuy Now through the iTunes App StoreBuy Now at IndieBoundBuy Now at Random House

Buy Now at Amazon

Big Lizard Wisdom

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Favorite Verses

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

Dirt Word

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Ronism

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronosophy

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.