Lizard Tales
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What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power