Lizard Tales

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You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’