Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Favorite Verses

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.