Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.