Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile