Lizard Tales

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Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.