Lizard Tales

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They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.