Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |