Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |