Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Favorite Verses

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Dirt Word

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?