Lizard Tales

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Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot.

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.