Lizard Tales
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| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |