Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Favorite Verses

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.