Lizard Tales

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Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.