Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.