Lizard Tales

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If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose