Lizard Tales
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Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |