Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Favorite Verses

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronosophy

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.