Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.