Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Dirt Word

Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion.

Ronism

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.