Lizard Tales

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I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference.

Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.