I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love
Why is bra singular and panties plural?