Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Favorite Verses

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Dirt Word

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.