Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.

Favorite Verses

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronism

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronosophy

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.