Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Favorite Verses

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently