Lizard Tales

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Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.