Lizard Tales

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Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks.