Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Ronism

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Ronosophy

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s