| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |