Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Favorite Verses

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.