Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.