| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?