Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure