Lizard Tales

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You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it