Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |