Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronosophy

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.