Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Favorite Verses

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Dirt Word

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Ronism

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronosophy

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.