Lizard Tales

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I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.