Lizard Tales

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Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee