| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it