Lizard Tales

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If you are going to eat it don’t name it

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.