Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Dirt Word

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.