Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |