Lizard Tales
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| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
With God all things are possible, not easy
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |