Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.