Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity.  Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free.

Ronism

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.