Lizard Tales

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Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance.

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot.

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.