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Lizard Lick Gift Shop and Mini Museum

Located at the Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery office, our Gift Shop and Mini-museum is open Monday through Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday hours vary during the Summer & CLOSED Sunday at 2605 Hwy 97, Wendell, NC

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Ron Slone – Lizard Lick Public Relations Agent

For all booking inquiries, personal and public speaking engagements, preaching, appearance requests, women’s empowerment, health and fitness, book tours, charities, sponsorship, filming opportunities, Fairs, Festival, Outdoor Shows, Parades and other appearances

Email: Ron Slone ronslone@att.net
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Big Lizard Wisdom

A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Ronism

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.