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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Favorite Verses

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Ronosophy

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.