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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Dirt Word

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.