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Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronosophy

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.