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Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load