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Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Dirt Word

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronism

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronosophy

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.