I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
