| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
