| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
