| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
