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Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronism

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.

Ronosophy

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.