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Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Dirt Word

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Ronism

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage