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Big Lizard Wisdom

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Favorite Verses

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Dirt Word

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronism

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?

Ronosophy

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.