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Big Lizard Wisdom

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future