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Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronism

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronosophy

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.