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Big Lizard Wisdom

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Favorite Verses

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronism

Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose?

Ronosophy

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.