| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
