| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
