At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.