Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
