| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |