| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
