| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world
| As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes. How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us. |
