| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
