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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Dirt Word

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronism

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronosophy

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.