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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee