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Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.

Dirt Word

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronosophy

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.