| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
