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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.