| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
