TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |