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Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Dirt Word

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Ronism

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.