| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |