TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting. |