TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Favorite Verses

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.