| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |