| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |