TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronism

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Ronosophy

Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion.