| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile