| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |