TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot