| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |