| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off