| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.