| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |