| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.