| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |