| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island