| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |