I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt