| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.