You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.