| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |