TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 2
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |