TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Favorite Verses

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs