| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.