TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.