TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.