TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronosophy

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.