TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronism

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronosophy

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes