TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |