TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |