Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.