TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.