| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.