When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?