TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Favorite Verses

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Dirt Word

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load