| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.