TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes