TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |