My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.