Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes