TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.