TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |