If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |