TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronism

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronosophy

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.