TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronism

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.