If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.