| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.