TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars