Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.