TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?