TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker