| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |