Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |