TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |