TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Dirt Word

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Ronism

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronosophy

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.