| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt