| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.