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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Ronosophy

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.