| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |