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Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”