TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.