TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |