| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |