| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.