| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |