| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself