TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |