TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Favorite Verses

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Dirt Word

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

Today you can be a problem or solve a problem.  That’s a choice only you can make.  Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference.