| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |