| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?