TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee