Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |