| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions