TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.