The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.