You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |