TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronism

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Ronosophy

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.