TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronism

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Ronosophy

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.