TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God