There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |