TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronism

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.

Ronosophy

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.