| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.