TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.