| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.