TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space