| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.