| Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown. What good does it do? |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.