I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |