TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.