100 % of all divorces start with marriage
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |