TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Favorite Verses

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Dirt Word

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronism

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronosophy

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.