| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |