TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.