Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt