| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |