TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.