How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.