TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Dirt Word

“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.”  James 1:26

Ronism

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.