I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |