TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Favorite Verses

Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?