| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?