| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.