| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |