TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Dirt Word

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.