TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?