Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |