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Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Dirt Word

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.

Ronism

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronosophy

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars