TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronosophy

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.