Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.