TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Dirt Word

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.