| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |