TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Dirt Word

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronism

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Ronosophy

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself