| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle