| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.