| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |