TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronism

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.