| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |