| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle