| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.