| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |