TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair