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| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |