TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronism

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.