| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
You wanna win her life then make her your world
A broken clock is even right twice a day