TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word?

Ronosophy

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one