| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
| “And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14 |