TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronism

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronosophy

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.