| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed