| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s