TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |