| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.