| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs