| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |