TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |