| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |