Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |