Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |