TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.