| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door