TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.