| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself