| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win. |