You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is