Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |