TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronism

Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity.  Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free.

Ronosophy

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.