| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.