| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |