TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die