| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |