TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is