Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.