Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes. How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us. |