| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |