Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |