You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.