Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |