| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die