TRUCKFEST NORTHWEST in Knutsford Got Licked, Sept 19 & 20, 2015 folder 4

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.