| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| Remember your life viewed will always carry more weight than your life views spoken–when people meet and watch you they value your acts as gold and you words as copper–if your lifestyle and words disagree then people will judge you by your actions and reject everything you say– thus making your impact worthless– stop telling start showing. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |