Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking