| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.