It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders