Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |