There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |