Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile