30th ANNUAL LIZARD LICK FESTIVAL
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.