Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.