| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |