TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.