TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |