Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |