TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |