TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.