So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |