TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Dirt Word

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Ronism

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?