TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off