TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |