TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Favorite Verses

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Dirt Word

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.