| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes