If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal