There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |