| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination