TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |