TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.