When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination