| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.