How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |