TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |