Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |