| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |