Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |