| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |