TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Dirt Word

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.