My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |