TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Favorite Verses

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Ronism

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronosophy

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.