| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.