TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |