| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something