TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronism

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronosophy

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.