TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Dirt Word

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronism

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronosophy

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after