TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |