TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.