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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Dirt Word

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.