Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.