TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Favorite Verses

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Ronosophy

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.