| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |