Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders