TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Favorite Verses

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.