TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |