TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronosophy

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.