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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronosophy

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.