TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |