| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |