| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over