TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it