| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.