If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |