Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.