TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?