The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |