Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.