| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |