| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?