| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.