TRUCKFEST NEWARK OCT 3-4, 2015 GET’S LICKED FOLDER 2

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.