| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |