Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face