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Big Lizard Wisdom

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23

Favorite Verses

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Dirt Word

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronism

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.

Ronosophy

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.