Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |