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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Ronosophy

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory