There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |