Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |