Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.