Lizard Tales

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You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.