Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Favorite Verses

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Dirt Word

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronosophy

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.