Lizard Tales
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| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |