Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronism

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over

Ronosophy

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.