Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips