Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Dirt Word

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.