Lizard Tales

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You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Never underestimate the power of prayer.