Lizard Tales

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Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.