Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Favorite Verses

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Dirt Word

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronism

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.