Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Ronism

“And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” John 14: 13-14

Ronosophy

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot