Lizard Tales

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Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”