| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
Never underestimate the power of prayer.