Lizard Tales

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So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?