Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Dirt Word

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Ronism

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.