Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.