Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Dirt Word

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him