Lizard Tales

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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.