Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Dirt Word

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Ronism

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.