Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.