Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle