| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |