Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |