Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Favorite Verses

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Dirt Word

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs