Lizard Tales

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You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.