Lizard Tales

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I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.

Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave

You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.