Lizard Tales

Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.