Lizard Tales

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So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.