Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Favorite Verses

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Dirt Word

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.