Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Dirt Word

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

Never underestimate the power of prayer.