Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronism

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronosophy

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.