Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Dirt Word

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronism

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.