Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes.  How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us.