Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Favorite Verses

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Dirt Word

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.