Lizard Tales

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When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness.

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather