Lizard Tales

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.