Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Favorite Verses

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand