Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it