Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

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I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronism

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either