Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .