Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronosophy

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.