Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Ronism

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Ronosophy

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.