Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |