Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t.

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.