Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.