Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |