Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.