Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |