Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Dirt Word

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronism

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronosophy

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.