Ron Shirley – Repo Ron

Ron Shirley

Ron is the President of LLTR and oversees the day to day operations of the towing company.

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.