New Jersey Freedom Fest State Fair – Allentown NJ

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Dirt Word

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Ronism

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Ronosophy

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.