Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronosophy

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.