If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory