Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronosophy

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.