| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.