| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day