| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.