Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.