You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |