If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |