Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Ronism

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.