| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |