Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronosophy

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost