Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.