Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?