One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet