Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |