A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.