Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Favorite Verses

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.