Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.