Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Dirt Word

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.