Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |