Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronism

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronosophy

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.