Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |