Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Dirt Word

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.

Ronism

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Ronosophy

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?