Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.