| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |