When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |