| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |