| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |