| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.