| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed