Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10 |
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |