Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.