Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.