Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.