| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?