| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |