The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |