In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood