Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Dirt Word

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronism

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronosophy

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.