Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Favorite Verses

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.