Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |