Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.