Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronism

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronosophy

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.