| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |