Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.