| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |