| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost