| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
With God all things are possible, not easy