Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell