Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Favorite Verses

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.