I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.