| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either