I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt