Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |