Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.