Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.