| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.