Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day