I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.