Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either