Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Favorite Verses

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Dirt Word

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day