Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Favorite Verses

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Dirt Word

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.