Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.