| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.