If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |