I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion