Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.