Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |