Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |