| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |