Hillsville Labor Day Flea Market – Hillsville VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Favorite Verses

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Dirt Word

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.