World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Ronosophy

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.