World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.