World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |