| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.