World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you.

Dirt Word

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronism

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronosophy

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.