World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |