World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
You wanna win her life then make her your world
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |