World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.