| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |