Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |