World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |