World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Favorite Verses

I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids.

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronosophy

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.