World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Favorite Verses

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.