Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |