| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.