World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Dirt Word

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronism

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronosophy

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really