World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |