World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Favorite Verses

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronosophy

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.