World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?