A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it