Virginia State Fair – Doswell VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.