Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.

Ronosophy

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt