Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |