Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Favorite Verses

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Dirt Word

“Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord.” Hebrews 12:14

Ronism

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.