| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |