Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronosophy

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.