| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use