| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |