| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |