Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.