Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Favorite Verses

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.