| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal