Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Ronism

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.