If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |