I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.