Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |