Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |