Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.