| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.