Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Favorite Verses

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronosophy

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.