Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.