Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Ronosophy

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot