Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |