Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |