| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.