Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Dirt Word

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.