Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath