Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Favorite Verses

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Dirt Word

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronism

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronosophy

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.