Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.