Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |