How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3: 5-6 |
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.