Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids.

Ronism

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.