Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |