| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.