| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .