Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Ronism

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.