Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.