Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future