Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.