Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Dirt Word

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.