| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want