When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.