Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |