Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Favorite Verses

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronosophy

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.