Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all