Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |