I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |