I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |