Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Ronosophy

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.