Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area