Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronosophy

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it