| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future