You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |