| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away