If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot