Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |