Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |