Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |