Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronism

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Ronosophy

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.