| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.