Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.