Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |