Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.