Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Dirt Word

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronism

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronosophy

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.