Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?