Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.