Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses