| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |