| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses