Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Ronosophy

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.