Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Favorite Verses

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Ronosophy

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.