Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Favorite Verses

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.