Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses