Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Dirt Word

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronism

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronosophy

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.