Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.