Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronosophy

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.