If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds