| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area