Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Dirt Word

A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word?

Ronism

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Ronosophy

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal