Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Favorite Verses

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.