Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.