Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Ronism

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronosophy

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.