Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |