| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.