Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |