| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |