Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.