Virginia Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond VA
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.