| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |