Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather