Lizard Tails

In order to run a successful towing business, you need some serious horsepower – and we call ours “The Lizard Tails.”

Lizard Tail Fleet

    • 2008 Dodge Ram Bullet
    • 2009 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Ford F650 Jerrdan Rollback
    • 2008 Dodge Ram 450 Bullet Dynamic 701 Self Loader
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500  Dynamic Rollback
    • 2012 Dodge Ram 5500 4 door Dynamic Wrecker
    • 2009 Dodge Ram 550 Wrecker
    • 2008 Sterling Bullet
    • 2008 Carr Trailer
    • 2008 Dodge Sprinter

 

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.