Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Favorite Verses

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Dirt Word

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet