Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Favorite Verses

What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation.

Dirt Word

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.