Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronism

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronosophy

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.