Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |