| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.