Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds