Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Dirt Word

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.