Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.

Favorite Verses

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Dirt Word

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronism

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Ronosophy

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose