One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.