Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Favorite Verses

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronosophy

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate