Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Dirt Word

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out