Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.