Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |