Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |