Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronism

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Ronosophy

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.