Big Lizard Wisdom
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
Favorite Verses
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Dirt Word
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Ronism
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
Ronosophy
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
