Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |