Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Favorite Verses

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Dirt Word

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronism

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Ronosophy

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors