Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.