Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.