Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Dirt Word

Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either