Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Favorite Verses

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronosophy

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.