| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |