| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose