| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell