| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |