| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |