The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.