Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.