| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |