| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see