Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |