| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |