| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.