| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.