Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Dirt Word

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronism

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles