You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles