You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |