Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand