Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Favorite Verses

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dirt Word

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronism

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.