Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Dirt Word

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronism

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.

Ronosophy

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.