| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors