Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Favorite Verses

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision

Ronosophy

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.