Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.