Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.