Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?