| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |