Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away