Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.