| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either