| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |