Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronosophy

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.