Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Favorite Verses

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.