Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Dirt Word

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Ronism

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronosophy

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.