Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Favorite Verses

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Dirt Word

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

Ronism

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell