| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |