Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose