Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronism

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Ronosophy

“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.”  John 14:6