When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |