Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.