Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Dirt Word

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronism

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Ronosophy

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one