Keystone Outdoor Expo – York PA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Dirt Word

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronosophy

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away