| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |