Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

Favorite Verses

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronism

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.