Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

You wanna win her life then make her your world