Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.