You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.