| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose? |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |