Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Ronism

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.