| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |