Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |