Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above all live free and die a legend.

Dirt Word

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronism

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Ronosophy

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen