| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |