Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |