Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |