Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith