Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.