| Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |