| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .