Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |