| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |