Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.