Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Dirt Word

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronism

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Ronosophy

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.