You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |