Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Dirt Word

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is