Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Ronosophy

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .