| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |