| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |