Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |