Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |