Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.