Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Ronism

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.