Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.

Dirt Word

So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out

Ronism

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.