Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Favorite Verses

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.