Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.