Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |