Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Favorite Verses

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.