Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronism

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronosophy

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.