| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes