Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Favorite Verses

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Dirt Word

Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion.

Ronism

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronosophy

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.