Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Favorite Verses

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.