Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.