You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |