You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |