Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.