Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |