Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.