Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.