Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.