Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith