Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.