Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

“I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2

Ronism

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronosophy

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember