Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.