Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?