Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronism

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronosophy

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.