Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |