Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |