Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Favorite Verses

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings

Ronosophy

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.