Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |