| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |