Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually. Life stops but not because of you, rather for you. |