| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future