Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.