Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future