Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Dirt Word

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronism

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Ronosophy

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God