| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |