Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Ronosophy

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.