| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |