Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Ronism

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronosophy

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.