Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |