Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Dirt Word

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.