Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.