Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Dirt Word

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.