Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronism

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.