Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Ronism

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronosophy

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.