Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Dirt Word

1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.

Ronism

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Ronosophy

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.