| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |