| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |