| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |