When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.