| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |