Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Ronism

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronosophy

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.