Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Favorite Verses

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Dirt Word

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Ronism

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.