Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Dirt Word

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronosophy

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.