Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |