Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?