| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.