Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |