Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |