| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |