Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |