I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.