| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear