Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Favorite Verses

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Dirt Word

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.