Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.