Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.