In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.