| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |