| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |