Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Dirt Word

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronism

Today you can step up or down.  You can step left or right.  You can step in or out.  Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.