Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Dirt Word

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?