Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Ronism

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronosophy

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure