Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God