Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.