Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronism

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Ronosophy

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.