Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |