Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee