Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is