Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Favorite Verses

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.