Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |