| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently