Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Pride is hard to swallow, easy to have, simple to show, difficult to hide. Pride can be a building block or a blockade. Control it, don’t let it control you. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |