Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| As the fog lifts from the air so must we lift the fog from our eyes. How can we see clearly if we continue to let hate and anger blind us. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose