Lickarama – Lizard Lick NC
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.