Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Favorite Verses

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.