Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |