| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory