Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Favorite Verses

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronism

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronosophy

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.