Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |