Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Dirt Word

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronism

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.