Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair