Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.