Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.

Dirt Word

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.