Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Ronism

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Ronosophy

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it