Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Favorite Verses

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Ronosophy

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.