Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Dirt Word

Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.