If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |