Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Favorite Verses

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronosophy

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate