Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronosophy

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory