Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see