Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Dirt Word

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Ronism

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”