Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronism

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronosophy

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.