Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |