| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses