| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |