Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Favorite Verses

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Dirt Word

Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration.

Ronism

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronosophy

Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose?