Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island