Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell