Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |