Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |