I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |