| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |