Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Dirt Word

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!