Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Ronism

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronosophy

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.