| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?