Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |