Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.