Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood