| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |