| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |