Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronosophy

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes