Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

100 % of all divorces start with marriage

Favorite Verses

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.

Ronosophy

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.