Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Favorite Verses

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Dirt Word

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.