| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.