I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.