Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |