Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |