Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Favorite Verses

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Dirt Word

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.