Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Ronosophy

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.