Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |