Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

If we stop loving possessions and using people and start loving people and using possessions we will discover we are again live rather than living

Dirt Word

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronism

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronosophy

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.