Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronism

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronosophy

The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load.