Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |