Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Favorite Verses

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Dirt Word

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronosophy

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.