Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronosophy

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.