| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |