You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell