Memorial Day – Lizard Lick NC
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |