Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Favorite Verses

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Dirt Word

Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again.

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.