Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |