Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Favorite Verses

The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are