Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Dirt Word

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Ronism

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?