Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Favorite Verses

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.