Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Favorite Verses

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Dirt Word

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle