What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.