Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.