Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |