| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |