Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |