Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.