Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Favorite Verses

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Dirt Word

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Ronism

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronosophy

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.