You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |