| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker