Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Ronism

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.