Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.