Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |