I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?