Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination.

Dirt Word

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”