Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live