Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.