| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”