I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |