Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |