Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Favorite Verses

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Dirt Word

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronism

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronosophy

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.