| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |