Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Ronosophy

If you are going to eat it don’t name it