Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |