Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Favorite Verses

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Dirt Word

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.