I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you. |
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |