Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above all live free and die a legend.

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.