Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronism

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronosophy

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.