Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |