Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.