Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |