Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish

Dirt Word

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Ronism

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.