| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?