Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Favorite Verses

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Dirt Word

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Ronism

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronosophy

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see