Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas