Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

Why is bra singular and panties plural?