Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Favorite Verses

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it.  The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends.  Their silence is now our marching and battle cry.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.