| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.