Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| “For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5 |