Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Dirt Word

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.