| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him