I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |