Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment

Dirt Word

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.