Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronosophy

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.