Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |