Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.