Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronism

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.