Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Dirt Word

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29

Ronism

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over