Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Ronosophy

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.