| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?