Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.