Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Dirt Word

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.