My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.