Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Favorite Verses

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.

Ronosophy

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.