Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.