Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Favorite Verses

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Dirt Word

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.