Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Dirt Word

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.