| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
A broken clock is even right twice a day
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way