Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronism

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions