Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Favorite Verses

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.