Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.

Ronism

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.