Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Favorite Verses

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Dirt Word

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronism

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronosophy

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.