Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.

Favorite Verses

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.