| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.