Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Dirt Word

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronism

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronosophy

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.