Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
If you are going to eat it don’t name it