Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Ronosophy

If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse.  Success is sometimes found in darkness.