Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Ronosophy

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.