Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.