Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.