Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it