| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen