Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.