Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load