| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars