Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Ronosophy

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.