Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war. |