One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load