| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
