| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| Haven’t you noticed that most of the time the reason you are bleeding is because you pricked your finger on the thorn of temptation as you were reaching for the rose of redemption–many things are meant to be viewed in awe but never held or owned–your life is one of those–stop trying to control it and live for others rather than yourself and you will find the thorns wither while the petals flourish |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
