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Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all