| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
