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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Dirt Word

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.