Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
