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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.