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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.

Favorite Verses

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Dirt Word

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronism

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.