| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
