| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.