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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronosophy

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.