| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
