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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Dirt Word

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.