| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
