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Big Lizard Wisdom

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Favorite Verses

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronosophy

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.