| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
