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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronosophy

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.