They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
