| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
