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Big Lizard Wisdom

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Favorite Verses

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Dirt Word

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Ronism

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Ronosophy

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.