| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
