| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
