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Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.