You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
