I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
