| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
