Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
