| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
