| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
