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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Favorite Verses

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Dirt Word

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?