I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
