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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Favorite Verses

Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs