| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
