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Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Favorite Verses

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Dirt Word

Do you see a rose bush with thorns, or do you see a thorn bush with roses? Perception determines whether you follow dreams or get ahead and catch them.

Ronism

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronosophy

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.