| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
