| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
