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Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Dirt Word

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Ronism

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Ronosophy

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.