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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Dirt Word

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.