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Big Lizard Wisdom

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Favorite Verses

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Dirt Word

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronism

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronosophy

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.