| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
