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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?