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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Dirt Word

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronism

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.