Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |