I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
