| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
