If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
