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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Dirt Word

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronism

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Ronosophy

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .