Videos

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Favorite Verses

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Ronosophy

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?