When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
