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Big Lizard Wisdom

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Favorite Verses

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Dirt Word

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronism

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.