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Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Dirt Word

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.