One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
