| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
