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Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.