| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |