Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
