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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.