I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones. |
My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |