Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Ronism

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronosophy

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.