| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
