| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |