| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |