Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really