| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |