The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal