| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?