More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!