I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |