| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words. Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.