Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |