Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |