| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |