| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |