WNY Sport and Travel Expo
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |