| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |