Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |