WNY Sport and Travel Expo
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings