WNY Sport and Travel Expo
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.