IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |