A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |