Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.