IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Favorite Verses

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.

Ronosophy

A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.