IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronosophy

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.