IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |