IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |