IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.