IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.