| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.