IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?