IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Favorite Verses

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Dirt Word

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronism

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronosophy

“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.”  John 14:6