IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”