What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |