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Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronosophy

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders