| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |