IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood