| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away