Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.