| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |