I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed