IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return.  Sometime you just have to wait with love.

Favorite Verses

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Dirt Word

Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around.

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity