IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

It’s been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith

Dirt Word

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose