IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |