IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |