IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.