IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| There is a great difference in being successful and being famous. Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful. Which would you rather be? |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |