IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.