IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |