IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?