IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |