IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination