IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses