| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |