IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.

Ronosophy

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood