IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |