| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.