IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.