IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of.