IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.