IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

“There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1

Ronosophy

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.