IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Ronism

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.