| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |