IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

With God all things are possible, not easy

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.