IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.