Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |