IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell