| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell