| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses