IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Favorite Verses

I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay?

Ronosophy

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes