IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |