IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronosophy

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.