IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |