IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |