| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.