IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.