IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.