IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |