God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?