Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!