IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |