IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Favorite Verses

Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronosophy

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.