| Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in. They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out
You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.