When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate