IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |