The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |