| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |