IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |