Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |