IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Dirt Word

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.