IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word?

Dirt Word

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.

Ronism

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronosophy

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.