IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |