IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Favorite Verses

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles