IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Favorite Verses

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Dirt Word

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.