IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.