| Your perception determines your attitude and altitude. It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys. |
| The prodigal son’s father could have chased his son, but waited with open doors, arms and love for his return. Sometime you just have to wait with love. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.