IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after

Ronosophy

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.