IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.