IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Dirt Word

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronism

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.