| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |