IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |