IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

“Whatever we ask we receive from Him, because we keep His commandments and do the things that are pleasing in His sight.” 1 John 3:22

Dirt Word

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.