IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.