IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |