IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Ronism

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Ronosophy

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?