| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.