He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |