IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Dirt Word

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Ronism

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronosophy

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.