| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |