IBW Special Olympics of Johnston County
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination