At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |