At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |