At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain