At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |