At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |