Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |