When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips