I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions