At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |