At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6 |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.