At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed