At the Lick for Lickmas 2014
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |