| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.