He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays above all live free and die a legend.
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |