| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute