Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |