Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |