Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |