| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .