Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |