Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |