I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |