Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |