| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?