You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |