| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |