| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure