Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |