| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
Faith is about believing in something and knowing in your heart that it is true, even when your mind can’t find the answers.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking