If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |