| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike. Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first? |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |