| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.” James 1:26
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |