Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |