Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |