Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |