Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |