Licksgiving Celebration at the Lick 2014
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |