Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Favorite Verses

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Ronosophy

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.