Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Favorite Verses

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Dirt Word

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.