Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Favorite Verses

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Dirt Word

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.

Ronism

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronosophy

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.