Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.

Favorite Verses

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Dirt Word

“Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ So we say with confidence, The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?” Hebrews 13:5-6

Ronism

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronosophy

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.