Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Favorite Verses

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Dirt Word

A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend.

Ronism

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronosophy

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?