For Sale from Lizard Lick

All items listed are for sale at Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery in Wendell, NC and must be picked up at this location also. For more details on these items you can call 919-365-4388.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Dirt Word

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronism

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.