| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.