| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |