Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Dirt Word

Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work.

Ronism

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?