| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.