Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Ronosophy

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.