Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Dirt Word

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Ronism

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.

Ronosophy

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.