The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| “Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9 |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure