Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Favorite Verses

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Dirt Word

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.