Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |