Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Favorite Verses

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Dirt Word

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.