Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |