| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.