Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |