| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |