Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.