Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Ronism

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronosophy

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him