Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Favorite Verses

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.