| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him