Lizard Lick Festival 2012

Come one, come all. Step right up and see the Lizard Lick Festival 2012 pictures!

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronism

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.