Charities

Here at Lizard Lick, we are all about giving back to charities. “There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”  – John Andrew Holmes Here are some of the charities that Lizard Lick supports: Hero Reward

speedway childrens charityamerican cancer society

Gabriel's-Wings

Big Lizard Wisdom

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Favorite Verses

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Dirt Word

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.