| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |