| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.