The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.