| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.