| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.