| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure