| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |