Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |