| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |