I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose? |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |