They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |