| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |