You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.
Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |