A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |