When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |