| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |