Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is