I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |