| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around