Charities

Here at Lizard Lick, we are all about giving back to charities. “There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.”  – John Andrew Holmes Here are some of the charities that Lizard Lick supports: Hero Reward

speedway childrens charityamerican cancer society

Gabriel's-Wings

Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is