| “Be still before the Lord and wait patiently for Him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil. For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.” Psalm 37:7-9 |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory