| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.