| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |