| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
1st the selfie,then the duckface and now girls that are back end challenged twerking , hint if your IQ is measured with a yard stick stay off social media.
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.