I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
God knows what you need. God listen when you ask. God cares when you don’t. God loves when you can’t. God shows mercy when you don’t. God forgives when you won’t