| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Today is new. Tomorrow is unknown. Yesterday is done. So you can live, plan or dwell, but your choice determines your destiny. Choose wisely. |