More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |