| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live