| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |