| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |