| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.