Granite Falls Brewing Company
Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.
| Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you. |
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |