Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Dirt Word

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronism

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronosophy

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.