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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Favorite Verses

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Isaiah 41:10

Dirt Word

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.