| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |