Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Ronism

Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first.

Ronosophy

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.