| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.