Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Ronism

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.