Granite Falls Brewing Company
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.