| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.