Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Favorite Verses

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Dirt Word

Most look back at their life and  its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Ronism

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Ronosophy

Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.