Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.

Favorite Verses

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Dirt Word

Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it

Ronism

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronosophy

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him