Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem. Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference. |