Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Ronosophy

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?