Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Dirt Word

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronism

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Ronosophy

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.