| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty