Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Ronism

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronosophy

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1