Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself

Favorite Verses

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronosophy

Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration.