Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |