Granite Falls Brewing Company
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |