Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.

Favorite Verses

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Dirt Word

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronism

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.