Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Dirt Word

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.