Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

Today you can be a problem or solve a problem.  That’s a choice only you can make.  Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference.

Ronism

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronosophy

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.