Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.