Granite Falls Brewing Company
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |