Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Dirt Word

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Ronism

With God all things are possible, not easy

Ronosophy

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America