Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Ronism

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Ronosophy

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.