Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Favorite Verses

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Dirt Word

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronism

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.