The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |