Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Favorite Verses

There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run.

Dirt Word

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronism

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronosophy

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.