Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronism

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.

Ronosophy

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.