Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Favorite Verses

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Dirt Word

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ronism

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronosophy

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.