Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Favorite Verses

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Ronosophy

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.