Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronosophy

Before you speak think, is what you have to say better than the silence that abounds because an unspoken word has never hurt or harmed anyone or thing.