Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Dirt Word

1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world

Ronism

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.