Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems