Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

Ronosophy

Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet.