Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember

Dirt Word

A broken clock is even right twice a day

Ronism

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Ronosophy

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t