If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |