Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.