If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |