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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Dirt Word

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronism

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronosophy

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.