Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Ronism

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Ronosophy

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.