Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.