Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Ronism

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Ronosophy

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future