Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Favorite Verses

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Dirt Word

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Ronism

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Ronosophy

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.