| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |