Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it