Granite Falls Brewing Company
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |