Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap.

Ronism

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.