Granite Falls Brewing Company
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.