Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Dirt Word

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Ronism

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Ronosophy

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.