Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |