Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.