Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”