He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |