Granite Falls Brewing Company
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it. Country doesn’t belong in the city. |