Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Dirt Word

Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.