Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?