Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.