Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Dirt Word

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronism

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.