| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| What you say does not purify you . Where you live doesn’t identify you. What you do doesn’t solidify you. Your beliefs are what both defy and define you. |