Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.