Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Favorite Verses

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Dirt Word

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down.

Ronism

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.