Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s