Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Favorite Verses

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2

Dirt Word

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Ronism

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell