Granite Falls Brewing Company
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |