Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.

Favorite Verses

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Dirt Word

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.