Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Favorite Verses

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.

Dirt Word

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.