Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.