Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Favorite Verses

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.