Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronism

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it

Ronosophy

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.