Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas