Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Dirt Word

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Ronism

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.