Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Favorite Verses

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Dirt Word

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Ronism

Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier.  Thank one and pray to the other.

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.