Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Dirt Word

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Ronism

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.