Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronism

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Ronosophy

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.