Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Favorite Verses

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.