Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Favorite Verses

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Dirt Word

The obvious it only the hidden that we choose to expose to others in doing so we allow them to think they see what we are when they truly can’t see us.

Ronism

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Ronosophy

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.