Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

You’ll prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger rather carve one with passion.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronism

To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there.

Ronosophy

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.