Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Favorite Verses

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Dirt Word

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either