Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Ronism

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronosophy

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes