| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |