Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.