| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.