Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.