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Big Lizard Wisdom

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Ronism

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronosophy

100 % of all divorces start with marriage