Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Dirt Word

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronism

The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures.  For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try.

Ronosophy

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.