Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronism

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Ronosophy

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars