| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.