Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Dirt Word

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronism

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.