| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
| We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |