When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars