Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?

Favorite Verses

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Dirt Word

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Ronism

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Ronosophy

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.