Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Come near to God and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”  James 4:8

Favorite Verses

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area