| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin