Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Ronism

God is always there in the midst of chaos.

Ronosophy

Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference.  Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive.