Granite Falls Brewing Company
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward