| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |