Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Ronosophy

When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free.