Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Favorite Verses

Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty