Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Favorite Verses

You want to make a difference? Then be different. No courage was ever built sailing smooth waters. Choose to never follow the crowd, blaze a new path.

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.