You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |