Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Ronosophy

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.