Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem?

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs