You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| I used to think it was all about getting up. But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions