Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Dirt Word

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Ronism

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Ronosophy

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin