Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2