Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Dirt Word

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.