| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope and extend the very thing you are trying so hard to let go of. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes