Granite Falls Brewing Company
Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |