Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Favorite Verses

You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike.

Ronosophy

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.