Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronosophy

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9