Granite Falls Brewing Company
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |