Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Dirt Word

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?