Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Ronosophy

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.