Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.

Favorite Verses

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Dirt Word

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions