Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there

Favorite Verses

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Dirt Word

Discord is always the sharpest of thorns.  If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others.  Search self first and avoid thorns.

Ronism

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Ronosophy

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair