Granite Falls Brewing Company

Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronism

What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?

Ronosophy

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.