| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |