Is a pigs rump made of pork?
That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |