If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us