| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right