Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |