Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption. You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion. |