| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot