| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |