| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.