| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |