| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |