Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |