Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| I learned today that a child’s hug can heal a hurt, their kiss heal a heart, and their love heal a life. Thank you, god, for my kids. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.