Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |