Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.