| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?