Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |