You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
A broken clock is even right twice a day
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries