| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses