| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |