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Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronism

Problems, you can face them head on, or run away, but when racing one of great proportion, choose the action, do not let the action be chosen for you.

Ronosophy

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.