Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Live your life in such a way when you entered everyone was smiling, and you were crying. When you exit everyone is crying, and you’re smiling. Put others first. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.