| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.