If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |