| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future