| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |