Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |