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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.