He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |