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Big Lizard Wisdom

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off