| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory