Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |