| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.