| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them