| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |