Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |