You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings