| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |