| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |