I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |