Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |