| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.