I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off