Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 1
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |