| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity