| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.