| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |