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Big Lizard Wisdom

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Favorite Verses

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronosophy

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.