| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2