| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |