He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.