Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it