| Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |