Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes