You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |