If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |