U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |