Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |