| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |