Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |