Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.