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Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

“But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31

Ronism

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Ronosophy

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes