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Big Lizard Wisdom

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Favorite Verses

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.

Dirt Word

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.