The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?