| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders