Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.