| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.