Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| Easter Bunny beware. Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard. If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |