Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.