Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |