Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.