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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronosophy

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.