I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |