Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |