Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |