| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |