Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
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