| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |