Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
Don’t waste your time trying to find yourself, rather spend you time creating yourself