| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.