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Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Dirt Word

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronism

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.