Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.