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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Ronosophy

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.