Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |