Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.
| When you feel like you’ve had enough, lift your chin up because more is coming. It’s not what you defeat that defines you, but what’s left. Don’t let what’s left defeat you. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.