I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| You have two choices in life. To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that. Be the step or be the staircase. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |