“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
| When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |