| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |