| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| “And do not set your heart on what you will eat or drink; do not worry about it. For the pagan world runs after all such things, and your Father knows that you need them. But seek His kingdom, and these things will be given to you as well.” Luke 12:29-31 |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |