| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn