| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |