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| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.