| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |