| “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2 |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |