| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you? |
In order to truly see, sometimes you just have to close your eye’s
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |