| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |