| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!