| “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12 |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |