Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |