The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Most look back at their life and its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.