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Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Dirt Word

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronism

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronosophy

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.