I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |