I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |