If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |