Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.