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| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| I asked a man at lunch sitting by himself how he was doing, He said: “I just buried my kid, and he loved this place”. Tell me again, what’s your problem? |
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| Everyone that comes and goes in your life does so for a reason. Think twice before you chase after them to come in, or follow them when they leave. |
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |