| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.