If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |