Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |