| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.