Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.