| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces. |
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |