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Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.

Ronism

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.