Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |