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Big Lizard Wisdom

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Favorite Verses

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.