| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |