I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all. |