Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up. I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories. |