| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.