Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 3
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |