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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Dirt Word

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronism

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronosophy

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.