I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips