Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.