Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |