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Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Dirt Word

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.