| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.