| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |