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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronosophy

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space