I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?