The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |