| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |