| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently