| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.