Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.