Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love