What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath