When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |