| Remember we’re all walking down the same road. Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.