If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.