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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.