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Big Lizard Wisdom

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Favorite Verses

“For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.” Psalms 30:5

Dirt Word

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

Ronism

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronosophy

It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t