| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |