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| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |