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Big Lizard Wisdom

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Ronism

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Ronosophy

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.