Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
| To those that walk alone, saw the movie by themselves, are going to bed without anyone, to those left field tonight, I think of you, because I’ve been there. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |