| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?