I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it
| Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose? |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell