| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.