| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell