Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |