The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |