The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |