If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |