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Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered.

Dirt Word

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

Ronism

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronosophy

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.