| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.