| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
Never walk away from someone you need to someone you want
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| 9-11, don’t just remember it, NEVER forget it. The heroes live on, the lives lost are now legends. Their silence is now our marching and battle cry. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.