| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.