| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him