| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.