| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |