| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there