| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
Never underestimate the power of prayer.
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |