If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |