He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.