Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
| “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29 |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |