| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty