| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile