Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |