Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |