| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered