| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |