Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

Well it’s like this, to make a difference you gotta be different. Wear it and preach on, living the word is not just speaking it

Ronosophy

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.