Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.

Favorite Verses

If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars

Dirt Word

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronism

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Ronosophy

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.