Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Ronism

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Ronosophy

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.