Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

You wanna win her life then make her your world

Dirt Word

The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes

Ronism

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronosophy

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.