Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.