Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Ronosophy

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.