Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |