Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently