Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.