Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?