Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

In the end your life’s work will simply become a memory to many or to a few. Regardless, what matters is will it be a good memory or a bad one

Dirt Word

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronism

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.