| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.