Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not. If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t. If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
| My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up. I know he’s been around Amy too long. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage