Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.

Favorite Verses

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Dirt Word

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Ronism

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Ronosophy

If you hold on to anger it will only destroy you just as if you ingested rat poison and you were simply waiting for it to kill the rat you were after