Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.