Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |