Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain. Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |