Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Destinations aren’t determined by decisions as much as they are by determination. The snail made it to the ark by perseverance and determination