Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |