Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |