Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.

Favorite Verses

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Dirt Word

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Ronism

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronosophy

“When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” Proverbs 11:2