Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |