Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
Hate is a disease, while the impossible is nothing more than a opnion
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath