Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Favorite Verses

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Ronosophy

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?