Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile
Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |