| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |
| Don’t tell me what you did yesterday that made a difference. Tell me what you are going to do tomorrow that will change a life. That’s living, that’s impressive. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed