Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

My prayer today is that God insulates me from the world and doesn’t allow me to isolate myself from it.  Country doesn’t belong in the city.

Favorite Verses

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Dirt Word

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronism

Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans.  Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.