Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |