Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Dirt Word

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

You can say “I’m sorry”, but you can never fix the damage you do with hurtful words.  Once the foundation is cracked if will never be as strong again.