Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls. Thus neither can help the other out. |