Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Favorite Verses

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Dirt Word

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Ronosophy

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.