Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.