| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one. |
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |