Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.