Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding. |
A broken clock is even right twice a day
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |