Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.