| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
You wanna win her life then make her your world
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.