Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
| Today’s simply yesterday rolled into hope and yesterday is today rolled into regrets. All we have left is tomorrow which hasn’t been rolled yet. |