Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Favorite Verses

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronosophy

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.