Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all