| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |