Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| If the path is overgrown with briars and bristles that sear the very flesh from your body blaze onward. Scars are just tattoos with better stories. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt