Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Favorite Verses

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Dirt Word

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future

Ronism

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronosophy

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.