Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes
| “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to Him, and He will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3: 5-6 |