Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.