Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Favorite Verses

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Dirt Word

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand