Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| The reason we have shoulders is merely to be able to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others, but they all can carry a heavy load. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.