Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| When you can’t take anymore you’re just really starting. It’s not how much you can hold, rather how much you let hold you. Smile often, live free. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |