Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
If you want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him. not the one;s beside him
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?