Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose