Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Favorite Verses

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.