Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
Stop looking at life outside the box. Look at it as if there is no box at all