Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
| Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included. |
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |