Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

Favorite Verses

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone.

Dirt Word

Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view.

Ronism

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is