Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Favorite Verses

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?