Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |