Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed

Favorite Verses

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronosophy

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.