Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Favorite Verses

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Dirt Word

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.