Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |