Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas
| Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going. Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream. |
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |