Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning. |