Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Ronism

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.

Ronosophy

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.