Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |