Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Dirt Word

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around

Ronism

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronosophy

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.