Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |