| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
If you want to know how country folks are doing look at there tractors and barns, not as there houses and cars
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |