Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick.

Ronism

Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.

Ronosophy

God is always there in the midst of chaos.