Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair