Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Favorite Verses

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.