Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is