Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |