| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed