Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Ronism

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronosophy

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.