| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |