Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Favorite Verses

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Dirt Word

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronism

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.