Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |