Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right