Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs