Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Guys, if she tells you it’s ok, it’s not.  If she tells you she understands, she doesn’t.  If she tells you don’t worry, you better worry, GOT IT!

Favorite Verses

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.

Dirt Word

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Ronism

The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late.  So today will you be the bird or the worm?

Ronosophy

Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you.