Hillbilly Jams Festival – Maggie Valley, NC July 21 – August 1, 2015
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |