VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronosophy

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.