VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Dirt Word

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?

Ronism

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Ronosophy

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God