| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together. Leave them scattered on the floor and move on. What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |