VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.

Dirt Word

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Ronism

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronosophy

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.