When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs