Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |