VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |