VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Favorite Verses

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Dirt Word

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronism

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronosophy

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?