| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |