Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |