| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Some make memories, some take memories. You can sit around watch and remember, or you can be part of what’s going on and be remembered. |
In life we we do not have to be the best, we only have to try our best