| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door