| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |