What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas