| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| If you stop when the sun sets on your dreams you’ll never see the light that the stars can infuse. Success is sometimes found in darkness. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around