You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it