| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |