VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Favorite Verses

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas