VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |