VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top.  That’s slicker than eel snot.

Ronism

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.