What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet