VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders
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