| Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point. |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
So many people spend countless hours trying to fit in, while they were truly born to stand out
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.