VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.