VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen