| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
| Why are you waiting to be inspired? Why don’t you be an inspiration? So many are waiting to aspire when they should be wading into the pool of aspiration. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds