If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |