Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |