VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Favorite Verses

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.