VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it