VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area

Favorite Verses

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.

Dirt Word

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronism

Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.