VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Ronosophy

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.