VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015

 

 

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Favorite Verses

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronosophy

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.