| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.
| You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.