| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.