| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |