VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |