| If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use