| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me’.” John 14:6 |
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |