| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| “Jesus replied, ‘Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.” Matthew 21:21 |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell