VA Outdoor Sportsman Show – Richmond, Va August 7 – 9, 2015
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses