Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
| Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”. |
| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |