| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call