Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.