Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
| If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |