Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Favorite Verses

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Dirt Word

Forgiveness is the first step to happiness.  If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness.

Ronism

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

Ronosophy

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.