| When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |