Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| The difference in a good leader & a great leader are found in their failures. For a good leader tries not to fail, a great one never fails to try. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.