Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Dirt Word

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronism

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Ronosophy

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.