| If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again. |
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |