Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |