Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.
Don’t yell at me. Talk to me. Don’t criticize me. Praise me. Don’t hit me, Hug me. Don’t push me away, pull me towards you. The wants of a child.
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |