Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Dirt Word

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.