| Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.