Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Favorite Verses

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Dirt Word

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronism

Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure

Ronosophy

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.