I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |