Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.