Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Favorite Verses

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Dirt Word

Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it.

Ronism

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronosophy

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.