Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Favorite Verses

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye.

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.