Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Favorite Verses

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Ronosophy

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.