Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it

Favorite Verses

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Dirt Word

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronism

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronosophy

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.