Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.