Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Fears either confines or free us. See we either run away or towards that which can destroy us in hopes of escape or victory. Which will you choose? |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |