Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |