Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |