| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |