Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.

Ronism

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.