Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.

Favorite Verses

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronosophy

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die