I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |