Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |