Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are. |