Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter. |
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |