Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Favorite Verses

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Dirt Word

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronosophy

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.