| I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next. |
| “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7 |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.