Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Favorite Verses

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.

Ronosophy

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.