Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

Too many folks are busy being alive but not living.  We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death.

Dirt Word

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.

 

Ronism

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.