Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Favorite Verses

We all face struggles we all have turmoil some of us are just better at hiding it than others are, lean on the One that can handle it all

Dirt Word

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronism

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’