Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger at a barber shop, then build a fire and look again.

Favorite Verses

If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.