| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |