Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?

Favorite Verses

Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got a temple.  Do rattlesnakes kiss gently

Dirt Word

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Ronism

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronosophy

Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area