Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.