Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Favorite Verses

A true friend is one that tells you it is going to be ok when they see pain in your eyes while everyone else is looking at your smile

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Ronism

Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.