Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Favorite Verses

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.

Dirt Word

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronism

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronosophy

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.