Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
I meet some folks and think Bo today I’m happy so please don’t screw it up by talking.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die