Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

You want to see someone laugh? Tell God or your wife you’re in control. Both will let you know real quick you’re living in a fantasy world.

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Ronosophy

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt