Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Too many folks are busy being alive but not living. We’re in the land of the dead heading for life not In the land of the life heading for death. |
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.