Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Favorite Verses

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.

Dirt Word

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Ronism

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Ronosophy

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.