Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.

Dirt Word

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ronism

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronosophy

If you wanna go nowhere in life follow the crowd. If you wanna go somewhere in life bust right through the middle of ’em and watch them follow you.