Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Favorite Verses

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Dirt Word

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath