| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| Discord is always the sharpest of thorns. If one is not happy with themselves they will find reasons to hate others. Search self first and avoid thorns. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die