Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Favorite Verses

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Dirt Word

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Ronism

Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.