Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn
| When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see? |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet