Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Favorite Verses

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Dirt Word

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Ronism

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Ronosophy

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.