Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |