Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors

Dirt Word

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronism

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.