Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Dirt Word

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving.