Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful.  You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows.

Favorite Verses

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronism

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronosophy

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.