Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood

Ronism

Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So keep digging or start climbing.

Ronosophy

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.