Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |