Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Favorite Verses

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.