Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Favorite Verses

Anyone who things great things can’t come from small beginnings has never stood beneath and oak tree and looked at an acorn

Dirt Word

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronism

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronosophy

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet