Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Today you can step up or down. You can step left or right. You can step in or out. Bottom line is you don’t want to get walked on, so get to stepping. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie. |