Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call