Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |