Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Favorite Verses

Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.

Dirt Word

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Ronism

The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all