Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

I am going to make like a baby and head out of this mother’

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Ronosophy

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?