Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Favorite Verses

There is a great difference in being successful and being famous.  Tom Cruise is famous, Mother Theresa was successful.  Which would you rather be?

Dirt Word

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Ronism

What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.

Ronosophy

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.