Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Favorite Verses

Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

Scared-huge, Afraid-everyday, skeptical-always, traumatized-regularly, but none will keep me from fighting onward. Love conquers all.

Ronosophy

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders