Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Favorite Verses

Somewhere a village is missing their idiot .  Let me call them.

Dirt Word

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile

Ronism

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.