Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Favorite Verses

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronosophy

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.