Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015

Big Lizard Wisdom

Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronism

There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses