Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
True characters whats left at the end of the day when the noise has stopped, the lights are off and it’s just you in that moment, you’ll find your character