Rockingham County Fair – Harrisonburg, Va August 22, 2015
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |