Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Favorite Verses

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.

Dirt Word

The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.

Ronism

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronosophy

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.