Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never underestimate the power of prayer.

Favorite Verses

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution.