Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.