Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Favorite Verses

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Dirt Word

The booms of bombs, screaming of sirens, honking of horns and banging of base drum yet the loudest sound you’ll ever hear is still the silence of the dead.

Ronism

The garden of life is filled with snakes.  When reaching for a rose you might be bit.  Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake.  Choose wisely.

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.