Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.

Ronosophy

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.