Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Dirt Word

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronism

If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.

Ronosophy

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.