Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |