Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Favorite Verses

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Dirt Word

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronism

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs