Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.

Ronism

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

Ronosophy

When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around