Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Ronism

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Ronosophy

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.