| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
| There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones. |
| News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook. Yep, she’s that tough. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live