Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |