Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Favorite Verses

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Dirt Word

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronism

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.