| Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |