Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronism

Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity.  Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free.

Ronosophy

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.