Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Favorite Verses

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Dirt Word

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Ronism

The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.

Ronosophy

Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.