Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Favorite Verses

Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit.

Dirt Word

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronism

I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through.

Ronosophy

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.