Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |