Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember you will learn more about the soul of someone in a simple moment of honesty than you will ever learn from them in a lifetime of lies.

Favorite Verses

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Ronosophy

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring.