| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
Wanna hear God laugh tell him your plans. Wanna see God laugh go ahead and try to accomplish them without him
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.
Never cry when someone leaves your life. Be thankful for the time us spent and the opportunity 2 find the one that will never leave