Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Favorite Verses

Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross.

Dirt Word

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronism

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronosophy

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity