Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |