Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Dirt Word

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.

Ronism

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Ronosophy

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.