Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Favorite Verses

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Dirt Word

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

Ronism

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Ronosophy

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.