Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Is a pigs rump made of pork?

Favorite Verses

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future

Dirt Word

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.

Ronism

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronosophy

Too much breeding not enough reading.. trailer park trash problems.