Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Never sell your mule to buy a plow cause its a lot easier to get on a train like that than it is to ever get off of it.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
| “I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing.” Genesis 12:2 |