Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Favorite Verses

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving.

Ronosophy

Got to be smarter than the equipment you’re operating at some point.