Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps. The hinges of hell on Halloween. Nine miles of Alabama asphalt
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |