Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |
How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space