| There’s always going to be danger in the comfort zone, because regardless of the weather, every path is going to have a few puddles. Life isn’t a dry run. |
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath