Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Most look back at their life and  its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.

Favorite Verses

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Dirt Word

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Ronism

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronosophy

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.