Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Dirt Word

Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind.

Ronism

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Ronosophy

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob.