Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Favorite Verses

Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose

Dirt Word

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronism

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.