Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |