Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| Just because it purrs like a kitten, doesn’t mean it can’t bite like a dog. A bee will always fly faster than the tractor you are driving. |