Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Favorite Verses

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power

Dirt Word

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronism

I’ve learned hearts mend bones, healed bruises go away and tears dry up.  I’ve learned the scars they leave turn into tattoos with better stories.

Ronosophy

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.