Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |