Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| “But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” Isaiah 40:31 |