Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision

Ronism

Remember, the snail made it to the ark through perseverance. Today’s stone is tomorrow’s step. Determination or extermination, your choice.

Ronosophy

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.