| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery. Moonlight is reflected sunlight. What’s your reflection? |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty