Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
My pops said never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and won’t die, My momma said don’t ever trust someone who doesn’t have strength to bleed for you.
| Never try to run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard barn. To catch a dream you can’t chase it, rather you intercept it on the highway of hard work. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.