Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Favorite Verses

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Dirt Word

My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door

Ronism

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.