Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Favorite Verses

So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it

Dirt Word

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronism

Remember one thing it’s a whole lot easier getting on this train than it is getting off.

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.