Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
If you go to a mind reader I hope they give you a half price discount.