Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk. |