Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players.  Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

Favorite Verses

I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it

Dirt Word

When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay?

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.