Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Ronism

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronosophy

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.