| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |