Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets.

Dirt Word

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronism

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.