Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something

Favorite Verses

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Ronosophy

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.