Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| “Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Philippians 4:8 |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.