Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Favorite Verses

Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots.

Dirt Word

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Ronism

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronosophy

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down