Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| A word can build a friendship or tear down a marriage. A word can end suffering or start a war. A word can kill or bring life. What’s in your word? |
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Don’t be upset when you ask people to be puppets, and then they don’t move unless you pull strings. If you want control, you have to know how to handle it. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.