Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronism

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronosophy

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.