Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lead, follow or get out of the way cause sometimes walking beside someone means you both succumb to the same pitfalls.  Thus neither can help the other out.

Favorite Verses

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Dirt Word

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Ronism

You can be fearful or fearless. The difference is one will cause you to be scared to live, the other will cause you not to be scared to die.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.