Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Dirt Word

“If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7

Ronism

Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing.

Ronosophy

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.