Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?