Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.

Favorite Verses

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

Dirt Word

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Ronism

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.