Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
1 is a powerful number. One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world