Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |