Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

Favorite Verses

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Dirt Word

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” Matthew 11:28-29

Ronism

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Ronosophy

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them