Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Don’t pick your finger with knowledge then try to swim with the street sharks, rather drown yourself in it and ride the glass bottom boat for the view. |
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.