Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words.