Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.
Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself in honey and roll around on a fire ants nest than 2 cross them.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |