Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Dirt Word

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronism

Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above all live free and die a legend.

Ronosophy

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.