Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Favorite Verses

Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim

Dirt Word

Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.

Ronism

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Ronosophy

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.