Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
Lick Life Wisdom never corner nothing meaner than you unless you want to look like your face caught fire and was put out with steel spike cleats.
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |