Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Dirt Word

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong