Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that  a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Favorite Verses

Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.

Dirt Word

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all