Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Dirt Word

More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin

Ronism

Never get so busy chasing your dreams that you forget to look where you’re going.  Just because you’re busy paddling doesn’t mean you’re headed upstream.

Ronosophy

You have two choices in life.  To make something of yourself or be a stepping stone that allows someone else to do just that.  Be the step or be the staircase.