Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Dirt Word

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

Today we remember 9-11, but I urge you to remember the sacrifices and lives lost and our soldiers and first responders EVERY day not just today.