Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronism

I am not as concerned with being right as I am with no being scared to be wrong

Ronosophy

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.