Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Ronism

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen

Ronosophy

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day