Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Favorite Verses

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Dirt Word

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Ronism

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Ronosophy

Stop looking at life outside the box.  Look at it as if there is no box at all