Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Favorite Verses

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Dirt Word

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”