Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power.

Favorite Verses

When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was always.

Dirt Word

You say “enough”, I say “more”. You say “stop”, I say “go”. You say “It’s too much”, I say “It’s not enough”. Perception – Don’t tap out; make life get tired of fighting.

Ronism

Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.  So are you going to decide to fly today or stand as other fly above you?

Ronosophy

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors