Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Okay I’ll stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
100 % of all divorces start with marriage
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes