Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles