It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| Easter to some is just another day. To others it’s a day that changed eternity. Believe what you want but bunnies don’t lay eggs and salvation wasn’t free. |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |