Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| Been watching Hatfields & Mccoy’s awesome show. It’s just a shame that feud started over a de-friending on Facebook and some derogatory tweets. |
Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.