Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Favorite Verses

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Dirt Word

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronism

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronosophy

It’s okay if you’re not in tune with people around you, because to succeed you have to march to the beat of a different drum, and that might change your walk.