Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |