Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Favorite Verses

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Dirt Word

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Ronism

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Ronosophy

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.