Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Favorite Verses

Wound Wombat Worse Worry Wolves Woful Woeful Wort Woes Woopps Worsen Work Woesome Woggish Wolfish Wogs… All start with WO- woman hmmm just saying..

Dirt Word

Your perception determines your attitude and altitude.  It sure is hard to fly with eagles if you surround yourself with turkeys.

Ronism

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronosophy

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.