Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Fear is actually having faith. Its just having faith it’s probably not gonna work out or go your way.
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!” Matthew 7:21-23
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |