Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.

Favorite Verses

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Dirt Word

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Ronism

Limitations, lack of ability or disability can’t hold you back, the only thing that can is fear

Ronosophy

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.