Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |