Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really

Dirt Word

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronism

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Ronosophy

The only way you will ever see the shadows that are cast in your like , is to turn away from the striking