Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronism

News flash! Mark Zuckerberg , founder of Facebook, was hospitalized cause Amy poked him on Facebook.  Yep, she’s that tough.

Ronosophy

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live