Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| You can be or be gone. Lead, walk beside me or get the flip out of my way. Too many people want to wear the armor but too few want to fight in the war. |