Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts.

Favorite Verses

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Ronism

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker

Ronosophy

Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.