Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

Dirt Word

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronism

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Ronosophy

Most look back at their life and  its filled with scars of pain, trial, and tribulations of the past but remember scars are just tattoos with better stories.