Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| Be careful who you step on when you’re on your way up the ladder, because you will see them again on your way back down. We all are in the grind. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |