Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!

Ronosophy

What people see about you doesn’t matter.  If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out.