Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

Ronism

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.

Ronosophy

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.