| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |