Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |