Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand