Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Favorite Verses

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Dirt Word

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronism

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Ronosophy

When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go.