Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Favorite Verses

Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Ronism

Never wrestle with a pig, chances are you are just gonna get dirty and only the pig will like it.

Ronosophy

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.