Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
| “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.” Romans 1:16 |
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |