Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Dirt Word

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Ronism

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Ronosophy

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.