Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear.

Favorite Verses

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.

Dirt Word

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronism

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Ronosophy

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.