Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
So country your diploma reads “School of Taxidermy”
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.