Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
The tongue is the strongest muscle ounce for ounce you have, That’s why it can tear down lives or create hope in seconds, flex it for the latter.