Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of it. Some things are best left alone. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |