Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |