Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Favorite Verses

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Dirt Word

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.

Ronism

Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”.

Ronosophy

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.