Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |