Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off

Ronism

Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.

Ronosophy

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.