Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated. But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets. |
| Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.