Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.
What so you do if you see a endangered animal eating a endangered plant.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |