Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| A best friend finds the best in your worst, some light in your darkness, love in your hate. They see past what you are to who you are. My wife’s my best friend. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.
| Three-hundred sixty-five days in a year, earth going around the sun twenty-four hours in a day. One revolution of the earth, both scientific seven days in a week? Only in Genesis. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.