Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Favorite Verses

Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses.

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles