Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Ronism

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.