Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |