Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Ronism

I’m  as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Ronosophy

Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it