The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |