Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| How deep do you have to dig into your soul to find your dignity? If you can’t seem to find it then maybe your values are buried too deep under your acts. |
| If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry. |
| Nobody ever drowned by falling in the water. They did so by staying there when you’re in over your head. Get out, regroup, and dive again. |