Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
| When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley. |
Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.