Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |