Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

Dirt Word

Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.

Ronism

At times you gotta let it all out. Holding in anger and hurt is like holding back a plane with barbwire. If you don’t let go it’s going to tear you to pieces.

Ronosophy

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.