Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Favorite Verses

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Dirt Word

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

Ronism

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.

Ronosophy

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.