| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day