Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Favorite Verses

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

On the way to a wake, thinking that love isn’t love until you give it away, but if you wait too long it’s like being a blind man at a silent movie.