Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Favorite Verses

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Dirt Word

Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ronism

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Ronosophy

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.