Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.

Ronism

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronosophy

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.