Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
| “If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.” John 15:7 |
| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |