Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Dirt Word

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

Ronism

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.

Ronosophy

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.