Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| When you look back will your life savings be house, money, land, or the family you built and the love that is there? Where do your values lay? |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.