Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Favorite Verses

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Dirt Word

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Ronism

When we learn from a loss it then becomes a gain.  Some of the greatest lessons in this world are derived from pain and suffering.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.