Haywood County Fair – Waynesville, NC August 29 – 30

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?

Dirt Word

Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you.

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty