Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.