Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right