| I’ve discovered that Amy Shirley is so bad that she can do a front kick on your telephone and give everyone in your address book a black eye. |
| Being big don’t make you bad any more than being born in an oven makes you a biscuit. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
