| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
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